Smile! I’ve Got Dad Jokes for the Gym
Laughter really is good for us. So, in honor of the dads out there, I thought I would be a little less serious and take a moment to enjoy a few groaners.
Why did the personal trainer break up with the treadmill? It just wasn’t going anywhere.
Why don’t skeletons ever go to the gym? They don’t have the guts.
The dad said he didn’t want to brag but he’d been hired as a fitness model. “They’re using me for the ‘before’ pictures.”
What’s a weightlifter’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
Some dads work out religiously. Yep, once or twice around the holidays.
Why did the tomato turn red at the gym? It saw the salad dressing!
Why do dads love protein shakes? Because whey too much is never enough.
My wife says I’m getting fat, but in my defense… I’ve had a lot on my plate lately.
Why don’t eggs lift weights? They might crack under pressure.
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the gym? Because he was ready to take his fitness to the next level.
What’s a dad’s favorite gym machine? The vending machine.
Why did the salad go to the gym? It wanted to romaine strong.
The next Harry Potter story will be set in the gym for wizards to lift weights. The entrance is called the Dumbbell Door.
What's it called when a rapper goes to the gym for 20 minutes? A Lil Pump.
Happy Father’s Day